POS:    Smoothed out without the R and B    (Mercy) Come on!    (Mercy) Come on y'all!    (Mercy) Come on!    There's no R and B in this song    So come along fly children come along    Come along fly children come along    Come along fly children come along    There's no R and B in this song!       Pushed up a dame by the name of Crystal    Who flaunts to the point just like a missile    A habit wit ear kiddin' wit gold mags    And since she fancies facial hair she asks my name    (Hey baby what's your name?)    Now ever so fab I said I'm wala    Miss Wild who used to run tough wit Koala    She was a winner of my metaphor and she knew that    I said I'm gonna feed your mouth she said you do that    Now Crystal stops the jeep I think I'm mad fly    She used to have a man wit lots of mad signs    Her strut was guaranteed to make a gay smile    And in bed she had proved to be real agile    I show her to the lounge and I dined her    Then she gave me some digits where I could find her    I licked her like a stamp    Laid and sticked her like a champ    But the... um she gave me burn    I had to go see the doctor       (3 days later) Skeezer skeezer skeezer (Uhhhh)    (3 days later) Skeezer skeezer skeezer (Oh yeah)    (3 days later) Skeezer skeezer skeezer    (3 days later) Skeezer skeezer skeezer!       DOVE:    Well it was thirty after nine and I was loungin'    Tokin' on some smoke that I was poundin'    I rang up seven up so we can skip to the mall    Thinkin' a good day to shop    But then we got stopped    A shooter man said "Yo this is a stick up"    A whole lot of dirt was 'bout to kick up    I had screens in my pocket    And man, tonight's my date    Wit Smokey Sue, now what was I to do?    In my head I'm thinking, 'Should I dodge the bullet?'    'Man this kid is bluffin' you can pull it'    I feared the whole scene,    The shooter didn't bluff    Now look at me now,    He shot my ass dead    (Yeah)       (You shouldn't have)    (I did, so let's get in the van)    (You shouldn't have)    (I did, so get in the fucking van!)       (I love you babe)    (I.. I love you babe)    (I love you babe)    (I love you babe)       Skeezer skeezer skeezer    Skeezer skeezer skeezer    Skeezer skeezer skeezer    Skeezer skeezer skeezer!