Sit down honey gotta have us a talk   Your man is a little upset   There's a couple of things that's been missing   And I ain't found 'em yet   I ain't pointing no fingers   Ain't layin' no blame   And I don't wanna lose my cool   But you just don't fool   With a country boy's tool   Tool box      Now did I hear you right   You loaned 'em out   To the neighbor down the road   Hey I'd just as soon   You'd let him have my old bird dog   Or my favorite fishing pole   Now there's one little lesson   That they just don't teach in school   You just don't fool with a country boy's tool   Tool box      CHORUS   It was handed down   From my daddy's dad   Back in ninteen forty-two   And they may be rusty   and they might be old   But they're kinda like   my family jewels   Honey I love you   But there's something else too   That I care about a heck of a lot   Oh you just just don't fool   with a country boy's tool   Tool box      Now I don't wanna hurt   your tender heart   And I really do understand   That a friend in need   is a friend indeed   And you offer a helping hand   But if something gets broke   and it's gotta be fixed   Well I don't blame you know who   'Cause you just don't fool   with a country boy's tool   Tool box