She likes to read I like tv   She's checking out my good friend steve   She likes a beer I like a shot   Her parents think I'm selling pot      She likes the boys in the band   She goes and plays in the strand   When I take pictures in public she complains   The pictures of my life gone down the drain      I like to drive she likes to walk   She caught me jackin in my sock   I like a drink she likes a dance   I'm drunk again I cut my pants      She likes the boys in the band   I like the surf she likes the sand   When I come home late she's got the look   ............      For you I'd do it, just for you I'd do it   I would wash my car, get a job   Odor eaters, promise just for you I'd do it   For you for you, for you for you   For you for you, for you for you      I guess our eyes will never meet   Mark please put down the toilet seat   She likes to kiss, I'd rather fuck   And all her friends think I'm a smuck      She did the boys in the band   I guess I'll be a single man   I used to want to sleep and she'd complain   The pictures of my life washed down the drain      I'll wash my car, get a job   Odor eaters, promise I'll recycle all my beer cans   Like I promised I would do   I will cancel my subscription to jugs and ....   Just for you I'd do it      I'll wash my car, get a job   Odor eaters, promise I'll recycle all my beer cans   Like I promised I would do   I will cancel my subscription to jugs and ....   Just for you I'd do it      For you for you, for you for you   For you for you, for you for you