Dogs were barking, guests were parking   And my wedding was about to start   Dogs were barking, monkeys clapping   Then I got up on table and I said   I'll meet you 10:45 on the Broadway Canal   In a disco-radical-transglobal      Comanja cooking up the original mixtura   S ulitzy do ulitzy the brilliant bassura      Mama, diaspora, papa v Gogol Bordello   Energija probuzdenija i ja   Dogs were barking, monkeys clapping   Bears were dancing and girls were cutting loose      Cops were lurking, kids were snarkling   Then her father came up to me and said   Vi bivali kogda nibud na vistavke sobak?   She was a 5-45, nashe delo tabak      Da ja zge starij dobrij Opta-Hotza-Htzulo-Dzigit   Govorjat prosto bolnoi, ta nichego zhe ne bolit   Nasha mama, diaspora, papa v Gogol Bordello   Energija probuzhdenija i ja      Remember things, things that are eternal   Remember things, you forgot those things   Nelzja ponjat, nelzja izmerit   Tolko brasat', i tolko vvis      To make it all even more crooked is impossibility of suicide   You pull the trigger, yet you are still standing   Just somewhere else, but with same dick in your hand      And the dogs were barking and the guests were parking   And the monkeys clapping and girls were cutting loose   Thinking 'bout things, things that are eternal   When her mother came up to me and said      Dogs were barking, cops were lurking   And my dancing was about to start!   Monkeys clapping party   Davaj tovarisch, like tovarisch would      I met a crazy dancer, a party tabashi   She held me by the hair I held her by the aass   Nananana, she was a crazy dancer   Nananana, she was a crazy dancer      Baja kuka napade original mixtura   Z ulice do ulice to brilia bazhura   Beat fun cool feel extoura   Vyderzhit li vyderzhit aparatura!   Nananana      And the dogs were barking and the guests were parking   And the monkeys clapping and girls were cutting loose   Thinking 'bout things, things that are eternal   When her mother came up to me and said   Dogs were barking