Demented New York athletes staggering round the block   Deformed Chicanos pour in Chicago's rolling stock   Digital bathrooms drilling for furs   Surgical stockings marked ?His? and ?Hers?   Guggenheim attitudes back to back with Jewish Baroque      No way street, no way street, no way street   Happy to see you, have a nice day      Defecting Russian dancers dance into Hockney prints   Exclusive to Bloomingdales, gift-wrapped in red   From the land of blue rinse      They boggle at menus in Olde English verse   'Ode to a burger' by Keats at his worst   The hissing of omelettes, the breaking of legs   Don't shoot till you see the whites of their eggs   The pink fillet mignon looks black on the negs      Strange apparatus you've never seen   Strange apparatus, even stranger theme   Street alligators, big Anglophile   Will navigate us through a change of style      I came, I saw, what manner of beast is this   New York, you talk a little bit left of centre   A scream, a shout, New York is throwing its weight about      Walk tall, walk straight, spit the world right in the eye   The stranger the wood, the straighter the arrow   Dismembered hopeful My-Lai veterans queuing for sleaze   'Sorry no dogs, no fags, no shriners and no amputees'      Sexual athlete applies for audition   Willing to make it in any position   Just one of the extras with blood on their faces   In ?Snow White and The Seven Basket Cases?   I'm happy and dopey and dirty in places      No way street, no way street, no way street   Lock up your daughters, Avon crawling      Devoted collectors of paraphernalia out walking the rock   Battle and bitch for the ultimate kitch of a crucifix clock   Two miniature Romans, running on rails   Appear every hour and bang in the nails   Oh, I've got to have it, Christ, I gotta be the first on our block      Disturbing facts about Nazi splinter groups seen on the news   They're picketing synagogues and claiming that   Hitler was King of the Jews   Caught in the tunnel an ambulance howls   A men's room attendant is flapping his jowls   Shh, Howard Johnson is moving his bowels      Strange apparatus, you've never seen   Strange apparatus, even stranger theme   Street alligators, big Anglophile   Will navigate us through a change of style      Strange apparatus, you've never seen   Strange apparatus, even stranger theme   Walk tall, walk straight, spit the world right in the eye   The stranger the wood, the straighter the arrow      No way street, no way street, no way street, no way street   No way street, no way street, no way street, no way street