Thanks for the dance   I'm sorry you're tired   The evening has hardly begun      Thanks for the dance   Try to look inspired   One, two, three   One, two, three   One      There's a rose in my hair   My shoulders are bare   I've been wearing this costume forever      Turn up the music   Pour up the wine   Stand at the surface   The surface is fine   We don't need to go any deeper      Thanks for the dance   I hear that we're married   One, two, three   One, two, three   One      Thanks for the dance   And the baby I carried   It was almost a daughter or a son      And there's nothing to do   But to wonder if you   Are as hopeless as me   And as decent      We're joined in the spirit   Joined at the hip   Joined in the panic   Wondering if we've come to some sort of agreement      La La La La   La La La La La      It was fine, it was fast   I was first, I was last   In lying at the temple of pleasure   But the green was so green   And blue was so blue   And I was so I   And you were so you   The crisis was light as a feather      Thanks for the dance   It was hell, it was swell   It was fun      Thanks for all the dances   One, two, three   One, two, three   One      Thanks for the dance   Thanks for the dance      La La La La   La La La La