Calling yourself a romantic, let me explain   Been across the whole Atlantic and back again   I had it with your antics, your childish games      Baby, I call your number twice but it rang and rang   Against my best friends advice, I should be ashamed   You did it to me once, you'll do it again, so she says      Love long distance is testing me, trying my patience   I need more of your assistance now   Love long distance is testing me, trying my patience   I need more of your assistance now      I heard it through the bass line   Not much longer would you be my baby   You work yourself into a panic, bent outta shape   And then take me for granted like nothing's changed      All my friends are asking, why you're that way but I can't explain   Why I call your number twice but it rang and rang   Against my best friends advice, I should be ashamed   You did it to me once, you'll do it again, she promises      Love long distance is testing me, trying my patience   I need more of your assistance now   You're making me crazy but way that you've been acting lately   I need more of your assistance now      Breaking up or breaking down, when I need you, you can't be found   I want someone who's around for me   Does it have to be so complicated? Either way I'm devastated   I could use a little comforting      Love long distance is testing me, trying my patience   I need more of your assistance now   Love long distance is testing me, trying my patience   I need more of your assistance now      Love, love, love, love, I need some assistance now   And I will thank you for your cooperation   And I will thank you for your cooperation   And I will thank you for your cooperation, stop playing with me