Alice you're as strange as ever   Cause whenever you come on by   You welcome me over your shoulder   Then you hang me out to dry      Are you mean because it's in your nature?   For me it's kind of hard to tell   The boys say "can't you see she hates you?"   I think you're lonely as a cheap motel      But in your eyes   Tell me what I see   Just a hint of love   Peeking out at me   I don't care how small   Just a little taste   Might not be for me at all   But Alice don't let it go to waste      Alice you would walk for miles   For the chance to put me in my place   Beg me to come a little closer   Then you tell me I'm a big disgrace      Your mama was a double martini   And your daddy gave up wearing clothes   Now you're as cold as the Artic Circle   Living where nobody goes      But in your eyes   Tell me what I see   Just a hint of love   Peeking out at me   I don't care how small   Just a little taste   Might not be for me at all   But Alice don't let it go to waste      You start and won't stop laughing   When I try to hold you tight   I think you're as lonely as a Sunday morning   That's never had a Saturday night