Hey yeah!      Well five thirty P.M. rolls around   There's a little old joint outside of town   I only got time for a couple of beers   And a jukebox song ringing in my ear      The next thing you know the bar tender's pouring   Shots are flowing, got me stoned man   All I really know is that I should be going   But I'm soaking up the moment      I'm all jacked up, all jacked up   Don't believe I've ever had this much   One thing I've learned when you get tore up   Time sure flies when you're all jacked up      It was getting mighty close to nine o'clock   ?What the hell, I'll have one more shot?   Then I winked at a boy at the end of the bar   Guess I mighta musta gone a little too far      'Cause a big old girl walked outta the blue   10 foot 2 with a bad attitude   Stepped right up and knocked out my tooth   I guess I had it coming, I deserved the due      'Cause I was all jacked up, all jacked up   Don't believe I've ever had this much   One thing I've learned when you get tore up   Don't start no stuff when you're all jacked up      ?Don't have to go home, but you can't stay here?   That's what they said when I got my last beer   Oh my God, it's 2 o'clock   I can't find my keys and my truck's locked      So I grabbed a tire tool and I broke my window   Hurt my elbow, got me in though   Two foot later backed into the light pole   All the town folk got a good show      All jacked up   (All jacked up)   All jacked up   (All jacked up)   Don't believe I've ever had this much   One thing I've learned when you get tore up   Don't drive your truck when you're all jacked up      Jacked up   (All jacked up)   (All jacked up)   Woo      One thing I've learned when you get tore up   Don't start no stuff when you're all jacked up   One thing I've learned when you get tore up      Don't drive your car   Don't start no stuff in no bar   Hell I wouldn't even tell anybody where you are   When you're all      Jacked up   (All jacked up)   All jacked up   (All jacked up)   All jacked up   (All jacked up)   All jacked up   (All jacked up)      Yeah, yeah, yeah   Yeah, yeah, yeah   Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah