Okay, what is it tonight?   Please just tell me what the hell is wrong   Do you wanna eat? Do you wanna sleep? Do you wanna shout?   Just settle down, settle down, settle down      Well, I'll give you candy   Give you diamonds, give you pills   I'll give you anything you want   Hundred dollar bills      And I'll even let you watch   The shows you wanna see   'Cause you married me   Married me, married me      I'm so sick of you tonight   You never stay awake when I get home   Something wrong with me? Something wrong with you?   I really wish I knew, wish I knew, wish I knew      Well, I'll give you candy   Give you diamonds, give you pills   I'll give you anything you want   Hundred dollar bills      And I'll even let you watch   The shows you wanna see   'Cause you married me   Married me, married me      When I was young, I played the game   That love and happiness were the same   Now I'm older and I don't play   And I found out the hardest way      I got wasted, she got mad   She called me names then she called her dad   He got crazy and I did too   Wondering what I did to you      Well, I'll give you candy   Give you diamonds, give you pills   I'll give you anything you want   Hundred dollar bills      And I'll even let you watch   The shows you wanna see   I'll do anything, anything, anything   Anything, anything, anything   Anything, anything