I know that it's evil   I know that it's got to be   I know I ain't doing much   Doing nothing means a lot to me   Living on a shoe string   A fifty cent millionaire   Open to charity   Rock 'n' roller welfare      Sitting in my Cadillac   Listening to my radio   Suzy baby get on in   Tell me where she want to go   I'm living in a nightmare   She's looking like a wet dream   I got myself a Cadillac   But I can't afford the gasoline      CHORUS:   I've got holes in my shoes   And I'm way overdue   Down payment blues      Get myself a steady job   Some responsibility   Can't even feed my cat   On social security   Hiding from the rent man   Oh it makes me want to cry   Sheriff knocking on my door   Ain't it funny how the time flies      Sitting on my sailing boat   Sipping off my champaign   Suzy baby all at sea [Suzy baby you're obscene]   Say she want to come again   Feeling like a paper cup   [Floating | Blowing] down a storm drain   Got myself a sailing boat   But I can't afford the gasoline [...afford a drop of rain]      CHORUS