Today's the Macy's Day parade   The night of the living dead is on it's way   With a credit report for duty call      It's a lifetime guarantee   Stuffed in a coffin, 10 present more free   Red light special at the mausoleum      Give me something that I need   Satisfaction guaranteed to you   What's the consolation prize?   Economy sized dreams of hope      When I was a kid, I thought   I wanted all the things that I haven't got   Oh, but I learned the hardest way      Then I realized what it took   To tell the difference between   Thieves and crooks   Lesson learned to me and you      Give me something that I need   Satisfaction guaranteed   'Cause I'm thinking about a brand new hope   The one I've never known   'Cause now I know it's all that I wanted      What's the consolation prize?   Economy sized dreams of hope   Give me something that I need   Satisfaction guaranteed      'Cause I'm thinking about a brand new hope   The one I've never known and where it goes   And I'm thinking about the only road   The one I've never known and where it goes      And I'm thinking about a brand new hope   The one I've never known   'Cause now I know it's all that I wanted