I sit around and watch the tube but nothing's on   I change the channels for an hour or two   Twiddle my thumbs just for a bit   I'm sick of all the same old shit   In a house with unlocked doors and I'm fucking lazy      Bite my lip and close my eyes   Take me away to paradise   I'm so damn bored I'm going blind   And I smell like shit      Peel me off this Velcro seat and get me moving   I sure as hell can't do it by myself   I'm feeling like a dog in heat   Barred indoors from the summer street   I locked the door to my own cell and I lost the key      Bite my lip and close my eyes   Take me away to paradise   I'm so damn bored I'm going blind   And I smell like shit      I got no motivation   Where is my motivation?   No time for the motivation   Smoking my inspiration      I sit around and watch the phone, but no one's calling   Call me pathetic, call me what you will   My mother says to get a job   But she don't like the one she's got   When masturbation's lost its fun you're fucking lonely      So, bite my lip and close my eyes   Take me away to paradise   I'm so damn bored, I'm going blind   And loneliness has to suffice      Bite my lip and close my eyes   I'm slipping away to paradise   Some say, quit or I'll go blind   But it's just a myth