Do you have the time to listen to me whine   About nothing and everything all at once?   I am one of those melodramatic fools   Neurotic to the bone, no doubt about it      Sometimes I give myself the creeps   Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me   It all keeps adding up, I think I'm cracking up   Am I just paranoid? Am I just stoned?      I went to a shrink to analyze my dreams   She says it's lack of sex that's bringing me down   I went to a whore, he said my life's a bore   So quit my whining 'cause it's bringing her down      Sometimes I give myself the creeps   Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me   It all keeps adding up, I think I'm cracking up   Am I just paranoid? Am I just stoned?      Grasping to control   So I better hold on      Sometimes I give myself the creeps   Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me   It all keeps adding up, I think I'm cracking up   Am I just paranoid? Am I just stoned?