(Cummings-Bachman)      Tell your city slicking' cousin   Lay that peppermint twister down   She's been shakin' up my biscuits   Draggin' my feet all over town      There's some bacon in the kitchen   And a clean towel behind the door   Yes I'll meet you at the warehouse   Then I'll never see you no more      And it's too much for me   All that lovin' for one man   Yeah she's too much for me   But I'll do the best I can   She used to call me "Rascal"   But now she calls me "Dapper Dan"