Glamour boy   Get your costume on, you got 'em lined up, waitin' for you   Glamour boy   You got 'em standin' in the aisles so don't hang 'em up      For twenty-five thousand dollars you can look like a woman tonight   For twenty-five thousand dollars, I think it'll work out right      I think it'll work out   I think it'll work out   Oh, you never know how to write it   Think it'll work out      Glamour boy   You been tops for a while with a million dollar smile   Glamour boy   You got rave reviews and you're front page news      For thirty-seven thousand dollars you can look like your sister tonight   For thirty-seven thousand dollars, I think it'll work out right      I think it'll work out   I think it'll work out   Oh, you never know how you'll write it   Think it'll work out      So spin with the archer now   And laugh in his face as he cocks his bow   Steal from his mistress   As she's makin' love to your family      And be aware that there's not many there   Who want to take time to sing and play   An honest song for the people no more      Come on, take time to sing and play   An honest song for the people tonight   Don't you wanna take time to sing and play   An honest song for the people tonight?      {Ladies and gentlemen, a warm space aged welcome   If you will, for the most phenomenal group of the century   Ricky and The Balloons}      Glamour boy   You really had your fill and it's all downhill   Glamour boy   You got tales to tell when you see your old friends      For forty-nine thousand dollars you can look like a woman tonight   For forty-nine thousand dollars I think it'll work out right      I think it'll work out   I think it'll work out   Oh, you never know how you'll write it   Think it'll work out      So spin with the archer now   And laugh in his face as he cocks his bow   Steal from his mistress   As she's makin' love to your family      And be aware that there's not many there   Who want to take time to sing and play   An honest song for the people no more      Don't you wanna take time to sing and play   An honest song for the people no more?   Don't you wanna try and take time to sing and play   An honest song for the people tonight?      You can't fool 'em, take time to sing and play   An honest song for the people tonight   They're gettin' smarter, take time to sing   An honest song for the people tonight      Don't you wanna try and take time to sing and play   An honest song for the people tonight?   Come on and take time to sing and play