(Wallace/Cummings)      ROAD FOOD   Jollywood, Jollywood, Chippa Chippa Chee Chee   ROAD FOOD   Drag queens, rhumba boogie, grabbin' for the prime time   ROAD FOOD   Bonafide, certified women in the washroom   ROAD FOOD   Better have a whiskey so I'll feel all right.      Each night smacks of new wonder   Catch her if you can, Kathy was a man   T.V. baby blue wires   Smile and nod your head, dead is live is dead.      I hear you walkin' down the hallway   I hear you sneakin' up the stairway   I hear you in the elevator   I know my name is in the paper   Hey, tell me what's this stuff you're sellin'   And all the stories that you're tellin'   I hear you walkin' down the hallway   I hear you sneakin' up the stairway.   ROAD FOOD   Appletown, Appletown, Chippa Chippa Chee Chee   ROAD FOOD   Hurricane wonder boy scratchin' for the scunge now   ROAD FOOD   Old Mark Mars is alive and well, Sir   ROAD FOOD   Better have a whiskey so I'll feel all right.