Well, if you've ever been to Paris and you've ever missed a plane   Nothin' much to do but sit around   Drink a little, yawn a couple, laugh at where you come from   Have another glass of Paris brown      I'm unknown and they're still jivin'   He plugged himself in, left her screaming      Planes are goin' up, planes are comin' down   Bells around here are 'bout enough to drive a poor boy mad   Planes are goin' up, planes are comin' down   Better get to Rome and have a look at younger sister of my dad      Well, the mission was accomplished on the day that you arrived   Maria hung you out and let you dry   You never understood the language lesson that she gave you   Caught it in reflections of her eye      I'm unknown and they're still jivin'   He plugged himself in, left her droolin'      Planes are goin' up, planes are comin' down   Bells around here are 'bout enough to drive a poor boy mad   Planes are goin' up, planes are comin' down   Better get to Rome and have a look at younger sister of my dad