Hey, tell me who's hot, who's not    Tell me who you want to go to the store (Uh huh, Yeah)    Him or me? (Yeah Uh huh, yeah)    If he goes he buys broccoli    But I buy candy bar    I don't want no Twislex bar (Twislex Bar)    I don't want no Hershey crunch    I don't want no candy cane (Candy Candy)    Cause I need a good snack to go with my lunch    So I... step to the snack machine    And I... break out my dollar bill    Snack machine say go get change    I get mad, POOP on my dollar bill    This is bad, now I'm sad    No peanut make Hashmeer mad    So I did phone call to chiropractor Doug Hewitt    Ask him for the change, said he would do it    But he forgot, now I'm mad at him    But I still go and go for back estimate    I drink goats milk and sometimes punch    And I need a good snack to go with my lunch       I want    Peanuts, toot toot    Peanuts, toot toot    What I want, What I want    Peanuts, toot toot    Peanuts, toot toot    Peanuts, toot toot    What I want, What I want    Peanuts, toot toot    Peanuts, toot toot    Peanuts, toot toot    What I want, What I want    Peanuts, toot toot    Peanuts, toot toot    Peanuts, toot toot    What I want, What I want    What I want, What I want       I eat peanuts every day    I feel so good when I have them in my hand    I do not care what the people say    Cause if I don't got my peanuts then I'm in pain    They've got vitamins and minerals    Make me strong as you can tell    They make me a lyrical general    You don't eat peanuts, then go to the hell    You can do 200 push up    If you eat peanuts a lot    Then you get the girls with the really good butts    And they let you put the peepee-wet in the crapshot    Peanuts good, potato chips bad    Peanuts are the best snack I ever had    They have so good smelly scent    But you better look out for the elephant    Cause he took my peanuts while I was on the poop pot    And he looked me in the face, said he did not    So if you took my peanuts then your gonna get a punch    Cause I need a good snack to go with my lunch       Cause I want    Peanuts, toot toot    Peanuts, toot toot    What I want, What I want    Peanuts, toot toot    Peanuts, toot toot    Peanuts, toot toot    What I want, What I want    Peanuts, toot toot    Peanuts, toot toot    Peanuts, toot toot    What I want, What I want    Peanuts, toot toot    Peanuts, toot toot    Peanuts, toot toot    What I want, What I want    What I want, What I want       {WHISPER}   Peanuts, toot toot    Peanuts, toot toot    What I want, What I want (Yeah)    Peanuts, toot toot    Peanuts, toot toot    Peanuts, toot toot    What I want, What I want    Peanuts, toot toot       {NORMAL VOICE}   Peanuts Peanuts two for a dollar    If you got a shirt unbutton the collar    Peanuts Peanuts two for a dollar    If you got a shirt unbutton the collar    [repeat to fadeout]