Love, is it true   What they say of you?      Gonna call the president   Gonna call a private eye   Gonna get the IRS   Gonna need the FBI      There's not anymore that I can do   All the reasons that you give, I follow you   So when you lead them in   That'll be the end of time, it's true      Wouldn't be the first time I've been wrong   Wouldn't be the last I'm sure, I've known   With all the rumors I can tell   Some things didn't work so well   Well, anyway, it feels the same      When you first told me you were gone   So long ago but I still held on   Through all the emotions that I've had to take   And that's the truth, and here's the worst yet      Wouldn't even matter the things that I say   You've made your mind up and gone anyway   And there's no use now in dragging it on   Should've seen it coming all along      Well, it's true, oh I had   My doubts of you      Gonna call the president   Gonna call myself a Private Eye   Gonna need the IRS   Gonna get the FBI      Gonna make this a federal case   Gonna wave it right down in your face   Read it baby, with your morning news   With a sweet hangover and the headlines too, now   Ah, ah      I bet you think I'm doing this all for my health   I should've looked again then at somebody else   Feeling like I've done way more than wrong   Feeling like I'm living inside of this song      Feeling like I'm just too tired to care   Feeling like I've done more than my share   Could've been the way that I carried on   Like a broken record for so long and I do, oh oh      I'm gonna call the president   I'm gonna call a Private Eye   Gonna get the IRS   Gonna need myself the FBI      Ooh, what shall I do   If I gave my heart to you?   It's such a crime, you know it's true      Gonna call the president   Gonna need myself a Private Eye   Ooh, gonna need the IRS   Gonna get the FBI      Gonna make it a federal case   Gonna wave it right down in your face   Read it baby, with your morning news   With the sweet hangover and the headlines too   There's not anymore that I can do