We were the losers or so they thought   But what we wanted is what we got   We were nobody   But now we're somebody   And you can't take a name from a man   Once he's made it   And we have made it   Here at the megaphonic thrift   We laugh at the ignorant public   And infamy is on our side   And so many join us here   At the megaphonic thrift   But you can never run out of heroes      Roll call!      Boothe   Bordan   Disalvo   Hitler   Iscariot   Leopold   Lobe   Nero   Oswald   Pizzaro   Shepherd   Speck      We've got more coming everyday   This Manson boy is on his way   And Texas is at it again   Our capitol of murder and sin   Here at the megaphonic thrift   We can always use new blood