I love Annie and Amy and Emily,   I hope every lesbian learns to play guitar,   But when it comes to special rights like family,   I think marriage goes a bit too far.      We're pushing and pushing,   Still never forget,   True equality, it hasn't happened yet,    But don't point your finger at me,   Take a look at my friends and you'll see.      Stereotypes aren't for me,   But I never said life was fair,   Diversity makes us all free,    And somebody needs to cut hair.      Look, I am a liberal guy,    I wear a ribbon, no one deserves to die,    You can tell I don't support the status quo,    Because “Ellen” is my favorite show,    My middle name is equal rights,    I'll talk the talk while you fight the fight,    I say I'm down but that's where it ends,   But I'm okay just look at my best friends.