I love my life on Mars   It has a side of perfect slumber   Just like a lucky charm   Keeps the nights from mornings after      And though I find it hard   I might say with a gay abandon   Girl, we got it all   A room with a view of the rings of Saturn   Girl, we got it all   Come spend your life on Mars      If you taste it, la la la, don't waste it, la la la   If you have the thing, you've always desired   Don't break it, la la la      If you crave her, la la la, don't waster her, la la la   If you have the one, you've always desired   Don't break her, la la la   I said you waste her, you waster      My mind may go astray   But that don't mean that you should follow   This road to Mandalay   Where you might drown when the water's shallow      And though you'll find it hard   You might add with a gay abandon   Now, girl, we got it all   On Santa Monica Boulevard   Girl, we got it all   Come hang on the Boulevard      If you taste it, la la la, don't waste it, la la la   If you have the one, you've always desired   Don't break it, la la la      If you crave her, la la la, enslave her, la la la   If you have the one, you've always desired   Don't break her, la la la   I said you waste her, you waster      If you taste it, la la la, don't waste it, la la la   If you find the thing, you've always admired   Don't break it, la la la      If you crave her, la la la, enslave her, la la la   If you find the one, you've always desired   Don't break her, la la la      I said you waste her, you waster   (La la la, la la la, la la la, la la la)   You waster, you waster   (La la la, la la la, la la la, la la la)