Call yourself a Lois Lane   And you're in pain   And I'm insane   You don't want my help   You don't need my help   I watched him fall out from the sky   But I won't cry   I'll just sigh   Who is gonna save you?   Yeah, I've heard the talk   Superman can't walk   Who is gonna save you   When your superman can't walk?   Saw him just the other day   In physical therapy   Sitting in a wheelchair   You know I had to stare   And all your friends they think I'm sick   Think that I'm insensitive   They don't like the fun I'm poking   Don't they know I'm only joking   Yeah, I've heard the talk   Superman can't walk   Who is gonna save you   When your superman can't walk?   Call me what you will   I'm Dr. Evil   Call me what you want   Superman can't walk   And all your friends they think I'm sick   Think that I'm insensitive   They don't like the fun I'm poking   Don't they know I'm only joking   Yeah, I've heard the talk   Superman can't walk   Who is gonna save you   When your superman can't walk- walk?