Well they moved on down   And they crawled around   Walkin' sideways   Sideway walkin'   Give me the blues      And you start to scratch   When they start to hatch   Walkin' sideways   Sideway walkin'   Give me the blues      Oh, but when they start to bite   Then it's time you saw the light   For an appointment, I know   Before you start to scream   That's when you apply the cream   Blues ointment      Oh well the doctor said   "We got to make 'em dead"   Walkin' sideways   Sideway walkin'   Give me the blues      And when you start to scream   That's when you apply the cream   Blues ointment      And when they start to itch   You go out and take the bitch   For an appointment      Well you rub it on   And you rub it in   Stops 'em walking   Sideway walkin'   Give them the blues      Sideway walkin'   Sideway walkin'   They got the blues   Give them the blues   They got the blues   Give them the blues