Hey girl, you need a lift   Ah, ha   I got this big black Caddy outside   To take you wherever you want to go      Oh, really   You wanna see it?   Yeah   Oh what's that      My big black Caddy, Caddy   My big black Caddy, Caddy      Hey girl,you wanna take a little spin   Well just hop on because you can't get in   But just be careful how you   (Sit down)   Or I'll make you   (Get down)      I'll even be your chauffeur and drive you from town to town   You ought to be glad that I let you cum   The only kind of gas I ever use is premium   As we were driving to our destination on a quest      She said, "May I relax on your big head rest?"   Now we listened to her favorite song, relaxed and laid back   As I drove, her to Jersey on my big black Cadillac      My big black Caddy, Caddy   My big black Caddy, Caddy      Now when I'm drivin' down deep dark tunnels on slick wet roads   That's when I put my black Caddy in cruise control   You fellas Caddy's on the side of the road, then go tow it   Because my horn is workin' fine, don't believe me   Come blow it      Not Mercedes, BMW, Porsche or Masarati, it's a big fat stretch   I'm tellin' everybody   (My big black Caddy)   Yo, I know ain't nothing wrong with your hearin'   And I got a strong back that provides the power steering      The fellas all, the ladies all   (Jealous, want it)   You can't get in it but you all can ride on it      My big black Caddy, Caddy   My big black I drives a Caddy, Caddy      A uh, uh, well, it's not the kind of Caddy that runs on gas   It's the kind of Caddy that runs on   (Ass)   The ladies waitin' in line to keep polished and shined   It's designed so they never make one like mine      It's rammed through many towns   Really got around   (Did work, done damage)   And it never broke down      My Cadillac is great, earth's 8th wonder of the world   Take it out my garage and scare the   (Shit out of girls)   It's big, you dig but there no need to panic   'Cause the Caddy's fully loaded and it's aerodynamic      My big black Caddy, Caddy   My big black I drives a Caddy, Caddy      Joy-riding with my Caddy, cold chillin', gettin' loose   When I saw this fly girl who needed a boost   So I dipped into her bumpers with skill and with class   She screamed, "Harder, won't you give me just a little more gas"      Doin' my best so she wouldn't feel inferior   She said, "I like your nice plush vinyl exterior"   She was holdin' on tighter than a figure-four leg lock      This is what she said the first time she saw the jock   Who Johnny Carson, your Caddy's so large   But you can park your Cadillac in my greasy garage      My big black Caddy, Caddy   My big black I drives a Caddy, Caddy