Moses come riding up on a quasar   His spurs was a-jingling, the door was ajar   His buckle was silver, his manner was bold   And I asked him to come in out of the cold      His brain was boiling, his reason was spent   Nothing is borrowed, nothing is lent   I asked him for mercy, he gave me a gun   Now and again these things just got to be done      Abraham and Isaac sitting on a fence   Get right to work if you have any sense   You know the one thing we need   Is a left-hand monkey wrench      Gideon come up with his eyes on the floor   Says, "You ain't got a hinge, you can't close the door"   Moses stood up a full six foot ten   Said, "You can't close the door when the wall's caved in"      I asked him for water, he poured me some wine   We finished the bottle then broke into mine   You get what you come for, you?re ready to go   And it's one in ten thousand done come for the show      Abraham and Isaac digging on a well   Mama came quick with the water witch spell   Cool clear water where you can't never tell