Pre>intro d bm g (three times) then g a      B e   Sit by my window and look outside   A g#m e   Wonder why a sun don't shine on me   B e   What's wrong with you, you stupid child   A g#m c#   Don't you think that I'm the one you're waiting to see   F# b   Don't talk too much cause she falls for the soft touch   D e   Makes her feel everything is secure   G a d   Don't ever leave a footprint on the floor         Chorus   D bm g   Don't bother with the local girls   D bm g   Don't bother with the local girls   D bm g g a   Don't bother with the local girls      B e   She's probably halfwit she must be straight   A g#m e   Bound to have a mother who knows nothing but hate   B e   Don't want to laugh I'd rather knock her down   A g#m c#   Standing at the bus stop where she waits each morning   F# b   So isolated that she thinks that the army   D e   Is the place where a man oughta be   G a d   Don't bother with them they don't bother me         Repeat chorus (plus)   D g   Don't bother with the.... local girls      Bridge   A g a g   They got the walk they got the talk right down without a flaw   A g g a d   At six oclock I got to stop my dreaming at the counter of the store   D bm g d bm g   Don't bother with them   D bm g g a      B e   Without a doubt I gotta intercept   A g#m e   Must be time someone went shouted in their ear   B e   You look all right in that cheap green dress   A g#m c#   But every time you swish it round you make me disappear   F# b   Yes I'm aware of exactly what I'm doing   D e   Making everything a mystery,   G a d   Don't bother with it, it don't bother me      Chorus      (3 times) and fade      Here's the story of this transcription:      Someone (off list) emailed me for the lyrics so I wrote them out and   At the same time I wrote down a couple of the chords. then john   (jhayman@k12s.phast.umass.edu) saw it and made the necessary   Additions and corrections.      For a while we were playing emaj7 instead of e in the first line,   (b) sit by my window and (emaj7) look outside, but the current   Thought is that the e is correct.      John wrote: "in hind sight and sound, emaj7 is wrong and e is right.   Although he's singing a db, the rhythm guitar is clearly playing a   Dave edmund's "monkey beat" e." (I play that e at fret 4 (476454))      /pre>