Pre>this little shuffle climbs and climbs over the circular chord progression.   It's fun to play. when I look at the lyrics it makes me think this woman   Is one of gp's fictional favourites - the sloane ranger he loves to despise.   It's probably not a real person, but no doubt he knows the type.      Intro: bb eb bb eb bb eb bb bb      Verse   Bb c   She's got everything she needs and it isn't you   Eb f   A cosmetic arsenal a bucket of glue   Bb c   Signs on her back that say keep on the grass   Eb f   Powerful liquor in a hip flask   Bb c   Coins from the commonwealth doubloons from the sea   Eb f   A knife in her boot heel a bonsai tree   Bb c   Ice cream in her pocket diamonds from her fence   Eb f   It all works like clockwork it all makes sense      Chorus   Bb eb bb eb bb eb   To a force of nature, force of nature, force of nature   Bb bb   That's what she is      With her clouded leopard on a leash in the shed   A vicious black rodent she calls fred   She keeps her diary under the bed   But there's nothin' in it cos it's all in her head   Walkin' round london with foreign banknotes   Throwin' silver nunchucks at cab drivers throats   Being invisible being obscene   Being the person you wish you'd been      Chorus repeat      Bridge   Dm cm7   But inside her heart there's a kid locked away in a room   Dm cm7   Who throws a grenade at your feet that explodes with such force   F bb eb bb   That it bursts your balloon like a force of nature      Bridge   But inside her heart there's this kid locked away in a room   Who peeks through the door every now and again   And says hey I'm coming out soon      Verse   Her raincoat jingles your mercury soars   Every last move defies gravity's laws   Her computer's connected directly to the stars   Keeps her emotions in mason jars   Stored in the attic in the roof near the sky   Up in the rafters where the bats fly   Being impossible being on a roll   Being like something you can't control      Chords barred:      Bb 6-8-8-7-6-6   C 8-10-10-9-8-8   Eb 6-6-8-8-8-6   F 8-8-10-10-10-8   Dm 5-5-7-7-6-5   Cm7 8-10-8-8-8-8 /pre>