Siamese, Portugese   Dirty knees   Look at these rookies around us   Aren't you glad you found us?      Now if you are who you say you are   Get up here to the bar   We'll plot out a plan to take down the man      We'll start with that new future superstar   And steal all their decorative rocks   We'll fight all their rent-a-cops      And for the freeway maintainers who assist our escape   We got sandwiches, chips and cold Gatorade      We'll expose all the bicyclists who really are   DUI students who can't drive their cars      And we'll take stucco dust and wet drywall sludge   Combine 'em just right to make f**k the valley fudge      Applebee's, Chuck E. Cheese   Dirty deeds   Don't you see?      F**k the valley fudge   It's my hate, my love      Nepalese antifreeze, calories   Can't you see?      F**k the valley fudge   It's my hate and my love   F**k the valley fudge   It's my hate and my love   F**k the valley fudge   My hate, my love   F**k the valley fudge   F**k the valley   F**k      (sound of lawn blower for about one minute)