(In complete contrast, a pop song, and a pop singer. In a different way, this has its own magic. The magic of an accompaniment, tailor-made in the fashion of today. For this occasion, this singer, and this song)      You have been placed in a queue   But your call is valuable   It's very valuable   We hope this doesn't inconvenience you   Because you're valuable   You're so very valuable!      If you wish to make a complaint   We can handle it, we're well prepared to handle it   Of course you may have to wait   But that's understandable   Isn't that understandable?      Don't ask me, I just work here man   Don't ask me, I just work here man      (It sounds to me like you need help!)   We're very good to you   I hope you know we're good to you   (Let me put you through to someone else)   They'll know just what to do!   I'm sorry, I can't help you      Don't ask me, I just work here man (x4)   (Work here man)   Don't ask me, I just work here man   Don't ask me, I just work here man   Oh don't ask me, I just work here man   (I just work here man)      Person dials 1223   Computer: Directory assistance   Person: Hi, could I please speak to Miss...   Computer: What name please?   Person: Oh, s***   Computer: I'm sorry, I didn't hear that   Person: Just put me through   Computer: I'm sorry, yes or no, did you request Melbourne Zoo?   Person: No, you b****   Computer: Please hold, and an operator will complete your request   (Music)   Person: Oh, f*** it   (Hangs Up)      Why don't you fill out a form?   We can't get back to you   Of course we can't get back to you   But rest assured, we'll take your comments on board   Your thoughts make change!      Thanks for your time (x4)      Thanks for your time   (Don't ask me, I just work here man)   Thanks for your time   (Don't ask me, I just work here man)   Thanks for your time   (Don't ask me, I just work here man)      ...Let's spend some time together, we'll save you money...   (Record scratch)