People of the earth, your world is crap   You ain't even on the universe map   People of the earth you do not rock   You are nothing but a fluffy frock   People of the earth you have failed   You still worship The Sun and The Daily Mail      People of the earth, are you hearing me?   I'm dropping you a line from the cosmic city   There's nothing on the telly and the radio's shite   So I'm gonna blow you off with my meteorite      People of the earth, you are not cool   You eat hamburgers and go to school   People of the earth, you are bland   You ain't even got a decent band   People of the earth, you have no clue   You still wear kagools and tennis shoes      People of the earth, are you hearing me?   I'm dropping you a line from the cosmic city   There's nothing on the telly and the radio's shite   So I'm gonna blow you off with my meteorite, alright, alright      People of the earth   People of the earth   People of the earth      People of the earth, are you hearing me?   I'm dropping you a line from the cosmic city   There's nothing on the telly and the radio's shite   So I'm gonna blow you off with my meteorite      People of the earth, are you hearing me?   I'm dropping you a line from the cosmic city   There's nothing on the telly and the radio's shite   So I'm gonna blow you off with my meteorite