Something's gone wrong with the world today   What's the matter with the human race   Everybody's fighting for more power and money   Braveheart's a racist   The paperboy's a junkie      And what's with the role models for all our boys and girls   Anorexic skinny monsters who seem to rule the world   The ball players you loved as a kid are gone   They've been replaced by steroid fed Neanderthals   (Replaced by Neanderthals)      Shattered, shattered, when people aren't always what they seem      It turns out the lyrics that you live by are a fraud   When your favorite band's singer got arrested   With a tranny on the job   Meanwhile little Danny down the block's all alone   He's been abused by the Parish priest   He'd embarrassed and ashamed   Thinks he disgraced the family name   He's gonna buy a gun and settle the score   Then who you're gonna call   the local cop stalking girls down the mall   Or the world's greatest crooks from the FBI   (The crooks from the FBI)      Shattered, shattered, when people aren't always what they seem   Shattered, shattered, when the ones that we rely on break their word      Shattered, shattered, when people aren't always what they seem   Shattered, shattered, when the ones that we rely on break their word      Dad's never home, he says he's working over time   Meanwhile Mommy's head's in the sand she thinks everything is fine   She says "Now Dad's important kids, so stay out of his way"   But little did she know that the governor was gay   (She didn't know that the governor was gay)      Shattered, shattered, when people aren't always what they seem   Shattered, shattered, when the ones that we rely on break their word      Shattered! Shattered! Whoa!   Shattered! Shattered! Whoa!   Shattered! Shattered!   When the ones that we rely on break their word!