I lose, you win   I lose, you win   I lose, you win   I lose again      But you're on my five-year plan!      Your time will come   When you least expect it,   Expect it!   The five-year plan   You fucked me over   You did me wrong   You know why   I wrote this song      The five-year plan!   The five-year plan!      Until the, I'll just pretend   That you are still my friend   But in the end, your time will come      When you least expect it,   Expect it!   The five-year plan   I don't forget so easily   No, I'm not so quick to forget      The five-year plan!   I hold a grudge   I live for revenge   The five-year plan!      I win, you lose   I win, you lose   I win!