This is my scenario   Phonograph and radio   I've written everything I know   that I have ever seen.      Get it started with a bang   meet a pretty girl who sang   a famous song of love    at seventeen.      All alone in a bar room,   alone in a bar room.   All alone in a bar room,   alone in a bar room.      Sister's in the everglades   Mother swallows razor blades   Father makes the flags for all   the Labor Day parades.      She hangs out at the five and ten   She dates a lot of married men   They take her out and wonder when   She'll sing that song again.      All alone in a bar room,   alone in a bar room.   All alone in a bar room,   alone in a bar room.      This is my Scenario   Phonograph and radio   I've written everything I know   that I have ever seen.      Get it started with a bang   meet a pretty girl who sang   a famous song of love    at seventeen.      All alone in a bar room,   alone in a bar room.   All alone in a bar room,   alone in a bar room.