i am back again    to the safety of my couch   with my best friends   the ones who never let me out      i met a girl (met a girl)   her name was bovine (so fine)   took her home with me last night and..      ** i am so happy here   and i never have to try   (to be to feed)   sit back and drink some beers   and go date-rape with the guys...   in Alvin... in Alvin....      woke up at ten   light my cigarette   got drunk again   just to drown out my regrets..yep      lying naked   just wearing this stupid grin   i am vacant   but in this town i fit right in..so      ** i am so happy here   and i never have to try   (to be to feed)   sit back and drink some beers   and go date-rape with the guys...   in Alvin...      eating pork and drinking wine   everything's just fine   eating pork and drinking wine   everything's just fine