Miss November Tuesday   Bend your rubber rules   Take your time, but don't take   Off your high heeled shoes   She's in demand at dinner time   She's on the factory wall   And when the gentlemen retire   Guess who's in control?   She blew your money   On taking a cruise   If that isn't funny   Well, watch out teacher      Ooh, ooh. When the chamber's empty   She said ooh, ooh, Meet El Presidente.      Dressed in flimsy clothing   Use your lipstick line   To colour fear and loathing   With a pink disguise   You've never refused when she lies back   Put a stripe on the union; and a star on the jack   She's on the case at dinner time   She's on the evening news   And if you dare step out of line   You're going to be abused   You may not like it   You may not be scared   But hell has no fury like a   Young girl's ego      Ooh, ooh. When the chamber's empty   She said ooh, ooh, Meet El Presidente.      Ooh, ooh. Doo, doo, doo   You might adopt an attitude   Look on the moral side   But if police are after you   Where's the best place to hide?   For this production   They gave her a gun   Ain't no director--   So watch out actors!