Well, well, I once believed   All fellas were nice   But, girls, listen to me   And take my advice      A-girls, you'd better get yourselves   On the right track   'Cause finding a good man   Girls is like finding a   (Needle in a haystack)   A-what did I say, girls?   (Needle in a haystack)      Girls, those fellas are sly, slick and shy, yeah   Oh, don't you ever let them catch you looking starry-eyed   They'll tell you that their love is true   And they'll walk right over you      Now, girls, you'd better know these things   A-right off a-the bat   'Cause finding a good man   Girls, is like finding a   (Needle in a haystack)   What did I say, girls?   (Needle in a haystack)      Well, now girls, I say   I'm tellin' you the natural facts   'Cause finding a good man   Girls, is like finding a   (Needle in a haystack)   What did I say, girls?   (Needle in a haystack)      I'm telling you, girl   You'd better look before you leap   Still water sometimes is very deep   You'll be in sorrow when you discover   That you're just his pastime lover      Girls, you'd better know these things   A-right off a-the bat   'Cause finding a good man   Girls, is like finding a   (Needle in a haystack)   What did I say, girls?   (Needle in a haystack)      I say you'd better take heed   (Needle in a haystack)   And listen to me   (Needle in a haystack)      You'd better play hard to get   Or you're gonna regret   The day you were born, yeah   A-when he leaves you alone      I bet, you'd better regret   Oh, you'd better regret