Teen-age love ain't no fun   Get your kicks all on the run   Don't get wet and lose your cool   I lied now, but you're a fool   And I, I don't care about you no more   Laugh, laugh at the things you do, oh no   You're somebody else when I'm through   You're evil and I'm black and you're blue   So I walked her home from school one day   I said, "Baby, baby, maybe do you want to play"   She said, "Uh, uh, Andy, I can't make that scene"   Because she's got something stuck in her spleen   She's a retard, hey, hey