We ride my gash wagon   I said everybody can't like it(?)   I'm comin' to be fucked   You bet they hate my guts   Yeah but what the fuck   Care to ride my gash wagon   Well my passengers think I'm really neat   When they're suckin' on my seat   Hey you by the telephone   Hey out there all alone   Get down and suck my bone   Get down in my gash wagon   Some city- somewhere   ?- who cares   Exists- on air   Man I ain't no fuckin square   I ain't no fuckin square   Sex drugs rock'n'roll   Suck my dick   Get down in my gash wagon