Self-righteous crusader   Don't care what you don't do   You talk a straight edge but you walk the crooked mile   Don't misjudge me, cause I ain't on trial.      Just because I suck   Don't mean you're off the hook   Just cause you're not drunk   Don't think you're not fucked up   A lot of good people like to have a good time   Even Jesus Christ turned the water into wine      Self-righteous crusader   Fuck me and the same to you   It's my body, I'll get high if I want to   Go dry if I want to die if I want to      Just because I suck   Don't mean you're off the hook   Just cause you're not drunk   Don't think you're not fucked up   A lot of good people like to have a good time   Even Jesus Christ turned the water into wine      Don't confuse sobriety with morality   There's a lot of sober murderers   Just look at history   But I'm still an OK guy   Even if I want to get high sometimes,   High sometimes, High sometimes.      Just because I suck   Don't mean you're off the hook   Just cause you're not drunk   Don't think you're not fucked up   A lot of good people like to have a good time   Even Jesus Christ turned the water into wine      Self-righteous crusader   Don't care what you don't do