Oh, you humor me today   Calling me out to play   With your telescope eyes, metal teeth   I can’t be seen with you, you freak      Go cry, go run away   Let your short legs carry you away   With your big dress and your dirty hair   Your prince waiting for you   Just get far, far away from me   I don't want your disease      Please don’t make me cry   Please don’t make me cry   I’m just like you, I know you know   I’m just like you, so leave me alone      Dear Matthew, why can’t you see?   You’re just not near enough like me   With your telescope eyes, metal teeth   I can’t be seen with you      Please don’t make me cry   Please don’t make me cry   I’m just like you, I know you know   I’m just like you, so leave me alone      Please don’t make me cry   Please don’t make me cry   I’m just like you, I know you know   I’m just like you, so leave me alone      [instrumental]      Please don’t make me cry   Please don’t make me cry   I’m just like you, I know you know   I’m just like you, so leave me alone      Please don’t make me cry   Please don’t make me cry   I’m just like you, I know you know   I’m just like you, so leave me alone      Oh, you humor me today...