Last night we ended up in silence   We fell asleep with the creeps   I could hear you talking in your sleep   I didn't mean to be mean      So please call me up   Say I'm a spa   Come on patronise me   Smash up my guitar   You can call me up   And tell me what to do   Cause I need you      Maybe you could have misheard me   I didn't mean to cause a scene   Sometimes tiny things disturb me   I never mean to be mean      So please call me up   Say I'm a spa   Come on patronise me   Smash up my guitar   You can call me up   And tell me what to do   Cause I need you      I couldn't do it, but I wanted   To say the words, those special words   Always seem to make you disappointed   It's so absurd; I can't say the word      So please call me up   Say I'm a spa   Come on patronise me   Smash up my guitar   You can call me up   And tell me what to do   Cause I need you