To anyone who's followed me   I offer my apologies   I'm splitting up   I can't afford to compromise   With someone I don't recognise   I'm splitting up   The idea first occurred to me   While shaving rather cautiously   Cos I bleed easily   My head is searating from my heart   I'm splitting up      The crocodiles will shed their tears   While other reptiles sneer and jeer   He's splitting up   The notices, lest we forget   Are posted on the internet   He's splitting up   I can't say I went out in style   My differences unreconciled   Embittered to the end   Neither moving nor affecting   All I'm doing is disconnecting   I'm splitting up      What's it all about?   Haven't got a clue   Only thing I know   It isn't down to you   To decide these things   Still you carry on   Still you scream and shout   I know that it's wrong   I haven't got the clout   To deride these things   But if my hearthad wings…   I'd fly away      To anyone who's followed me   I offer my apologies   I'm splitting up      I'm feeling down   I'm feeling down   I'm splitting up      I'm feeling down   I'm feeling down   I'm splitting up