Comin' through the alley tryin' to walk without a sound   It doesn't really matter 'cause there ain't no one around   Tiptoe through the alley and tiptoe through your life   You still got it coming be it a gun, be it a knife   Next thing you know   You're eating hospital food      Karaoke castration, take the wasp alive   He's gonna sting you anyway and take you to the hive   Yesterday was suckin' and tomorrow's lookin' bad   Who knew today was the only thing I had?      What?   What?   I could hear you.   I was, uh...      Hospital food   Want some hospital food   Hospital food   Delicious hospital food      In your tribute album to the world you must never forget   To sing the one about the cat who's always gettin' wet   He's always got a problem, he's a very bitter dude   And now he's complaining 'bout his hospital food      Hospital food   It's gonna help the medicine go down   Want some hospital food   Gonna take a walk without a sound   A little hospital food   Helps the spoonful of sugar come up   I want some hospital food   In your blender and in my cup      Hospital food   Hospital food   Hospital food   Hospital food