I'd work very hard, but I'm lazy    I can't take the pressure and it's starting to show    In my heart, you know how it pains me    A life of leisure is no life you know       Chorus:    Waking up and getting up has never been easy   Oh, oh you should know    Waking up and getting up has never been easy   Oh, oh you should know    Oh, oh you should go    Make a cup of tea, put a record on      I'd work very hard, but I'm lazy    I've got a lot of songs but they're all in my head    I'll get a guitar, and a lover who pays me    If I can't be a star I won't get out of bed       (Chorus x 2)