Shifting my weight now from foot to foot   What did she see in this man   I’m not superstitious but if I can get   This ball in the basket    Then he’ll wake up dead      Your sweet reassurances don’t’ change the fact   That he’s better looking than me   Yet he’d look ideal ‘neath the wheels of a car   Oh Mexican standoff I wish I was hard      Your sweet reassurances don’t’ change the fact   That he’s better looking than me   Yet he’d look ideal ‘neath the wheels of a car   Oh Mexican standoff I wish I was hard