Hey little kitty with your tail dragging on the floor   You could have a following in everytown that you go   But you remember what you said to me   That you are nothing without me      'Cause I invented the night   Yeh I invented the night   In my laboratory using lust and lies      Hey little birdy fly until your wings desert you   And when you come down;   Come down on me cause you know I will never hurt you   But maybe once or twice I'll ruffle your feathers   'Cause you said we should always be together      'Cause I invented the night   Yeh I invented the night   Mixing elements of the strangest kind      And should your invention be destroyed in a fire   Johny told me money I'd giva ya   Tuesday night and Wednesday night and Thursday night and Friday night   The weekend is a sea of electric light   Turn it on      Hey little doggy always looking for a bigger bone   Try to see how many times that you can run away from home   But in the end you always come back to me   'Cause you are nothing without me      'Cause I invented the night   Yeh I invented the night   Mixing elements of the strangest kind