Everybody screamed when I kissed the teacher   And they must have thought they dreamed when I kissed the teacher   All my friends at school   They had never seen the teacher blush, he looked like a fool   Nearly petrified ’cos he was taken by surprise   When I kissed the teacher   Couldn’t quite believe his eyes, when I kissed the teacher   My whole class went wild   As I held my breath, the world stood still, but then he just smiled   I was in the seventh heaven when I kissed the teacher      One of these days   Gonna tell him I dream of him every night   One of these days   Gonna show him I care, gonna teach him a lesson alright      I was in a trance when I kissed the teacher   Suddenly I took the chance when I kissed the teacher   Leaning over me, he was trying to explain the laws of geometry   And I couldn’t help it, I just had to kiss the teacher      One of these days   Gonna tell him I dream of him every night   One of these days   Gonna show him I care, gonna teach him a lesson alright      What a crazy day, when I kissed the teacher   All my sense had flown away when I kissed the teacher   My whole class went wild   As I held my breath, the world stood still, but then he just smiled   I was in the seventh heaven when I kissed the teacher   (I wanna hug, hug, hug him)   When I kissed the teacher   (I wanna hug, hug him)   When I kissed the teacher   (I wanna hug, hug, hug him)   When I kissed the teacher   (I wanna hug, hug him)   When I kissed the teacher   (I wanna hug, hug, hug him)