The Sorting Hat said, "Slytherin could make you great"   But you pleaded with him, "No"   And I think that was a big mistake   'Cause kindness can only get you so far   And I don't believe it was love that created your scar   It was the will to live   Oh Harry why won't you be my friend?      The first day at Hogwarts I offered you my hand   But you refused it, why I just don't understand   'Cause you left me no choice but to   Insult all the people that you chose to stand next to   You made me look like a jerk   Do you think that you're better than me?   Well, that hurts      Why won't you shake my hand?   Why won't you shake my hand?   Why won't you shake my hand, Harry Potter?      Oh, here we go      Why won't you shake my hand?   Why won't you shake my hand?   Why won't you shake my hand, Harry Potter?